As was customary for that trip, I got back to my crappy hotel room at about 6 a.m. following a night out partying at a really nice hotel suite, blasted out of my mind. Predictably, I passed out on the bed with half my clothes still on, only to be woken up by a nasty maid that wanted to clean up my room.
After accepting some towels from the maid, I staggered into the bathroom and stripped off my clothes to get into the shower. But before then, I looked in the mirror and saw abs. The most underrated part of a hangover is occasionally the extreme dehydration - when your body loses water, your muscle definition is increased and you look better. (note - I am not advocating excessive drinking)
I want to see abs again. I'm going to see abs again. And this time, it won't take $300 (the Euro was a bitch even back then) worth of mojitos for them to appear again.